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"Now He Wants to Kill Your Kids"

And Orange County, California, wants to help

Brian Woolsey
Jul 19, 2020
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Blurb 1

Per Jennifer Rubin

Twitter avatar for @JRubinBloggerJennifer Rubin @JRubinBlogger
now he wants to kill your kids
Trump rips CDC, threatens school fundingPresident Trump on Wednesday threatened to cut off federal funding for schools if they do not resume in-person learning this fall and criticized a top government health agency for being too tough with its guidelines to aid that procthehill.com

July 8th 2020

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Blurb 2

Orange County School Board votes to increase infections, deaths

In the current global circumstances, with evidence to the contrary, the Orange County School Board votes to reopen schools, with no distancing, no masks. This was done to “model courage,” similar, in my eyes, to accepting candy from strangers.


Blurb 3

Neighboring Los Angeles and San Diego vote otherwise

School districts in Los Angeles and San Diego Counties say no to reopening, citing “skyrocketing infection rates.”

“Those countries that have managed to safely reopen schools have done so with declining infection rates and on-demand testing available. California has neither. The skyrocketing infection rates of the past few weeks make it clear the pandemic is not under control,” the two districts said in a joint statement.


Outro

The absolute funnest part of the last news week was to discover there is Play-Doh scented perfume.

Thanks for reading this far. Be safe.

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