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And completely unrelated 006
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Completely Unrelated, Chapter 006:
Here’s another line from the poem I wrote for student worker Z, based on questions she asked and our conversations that ensued:
Sincerely. Z and I talked about flossing because she didn’t. And neither did I for a long young adulthood.
Which may be why I have a fifth implant in progress.
That and shoddy dental work done while I was young. So, yeah: floss. And if you have a smallish mouth like mine, well, here’s the best of the gadgets I found. (I like the image that says, “Power Source: Manual,” as if gas were an option.)
P.S. The first implant wound up costing me about six grand. The others less so, but still pricey as all get out.
P.P.S. Someone else told me to put down the toilet seat, sit and brush for at least two minutes each time.
P.P.P.S. And someone else said to use something like ACT. And tooth paste for sensitive teeth.
From The Archive
From my now-dead comic The Saucer People.